A Pretoria woman Lucia  Sono  was being processed for a stint in Pretoria  jail last today when police made a surprising discovery – a stash of pills hidden in her genitals.

More surprising was the fact that the 38-year-old  woman claimed she had no idea how they had gotten there.

According to the Daily News, Sono admitted that the drugs were hers, but claimed that she kept the prescription medication in her purse and had no idea how they had traveled from her bag to her lady-parts.

After being read her rights, Sono eventually admitted that while she had a prescription for the pills, she knew that she couldn’t bring them into the jailhouse and came up with her intimate drug-smuggling scheme.

She was charged with bringing contraband into a detention facility, which is a felony.