After numerous claims that several South African celebrities who died a few years back had been sighted in the neighboring country of Mozambique, a dedicated team of South African myth busters went off to the part of Mozambique where late pop star Brenda Fassie was recently spotted.
In what appears to be a script from the Muvhango Soapie which is showing a lot about Zombies lately, there are several yet unsubstantiated claims that a lot of deceased celebrities from South Africa are actually alive and kicking –albeit in Zombie form– in Mozambique.
According to our sources, most of them are seen working menial jobs for their masters and the moment you recognize them and call them using their old names they disappear. when you ask their co-workers were they live nobody has a clue
Gilbert Smith and a team of other dedicated guys recently went to Mozambique, Beira where most of this sightings were reported. After days on end of searching in vain one of the guys finally made a terrifying discovery.
Clifford Bays found himself in a bar where Lebo Mathosa and Brenda Fassie were having a good time drinking.
“I APPROACHED THEM AND WE ENGAGED IN SOME SMALL TALK, I TOLD THEM I’M FROM SOUTH AFRICA AND SUDDENLY THEY WERE UNCOMFORTABLE AND SAID THEY WERE LEAVING.”
Bays said he told them that he knew who they are and people back home already know that they are alive. One of them, – Maabrrrr as Brenda Fassie was fondly known, then hit Cliff with a bottle on the forehead then he passed out and they were gone just like that.
In another case Gilbert spotted several known South African dead faces including Gift Leremi and Lesley Manyathela in the back of a bakkie wearing work-suits and helmets.
A local Sangoma is claiming his ancestors gave him the gift to see where dead people goes and he is claiming that Brenda and Lebo are pretty much alive,
“They were zombified and traded to Mozambique, ” he made the shocking claim.
“There is a zombie market where well know zombies are sent to other countries to avoid being RECOGNIZED. Evil times are upon us.” Added the sangoma.
Terrible and horrifying news indeed but now the question is what do we do to get our stars back if they are ACTUALLY still alive.
We could not get a comment from Goverment Officials at the time of writing this satirical piece.
- Satire News