Finally some good news for unemployed South African men. The government revealed today that it is aware of how difficult it is to get and keep a woman when you are unemployed.
A study done by the University of Mafikeng has revealed that 9 out of 10 South African men are single because they are unemployed.
New minister of Finance stated today that it will take years to create enough jobs to accommodate everyone. But he has come up with a plan to ensure that though people won’t have money, they will get relief from other stresses.
“It is time to roll up our sleeves and work. We have come up with a plan to help all single unemployed South African men. Starting in June this year, these men can register on our website to get free nton ntons, once a week. We will have satellite stations all over the country at clinics and hospitals where men can go and get free blow jobs. We know it isn’t much, but it is something. We are investing a lot of money into this project, we hope people will appreciate it.” Said new Minister of Finance, Malusi Gigaba.
It is at the moment not clear who will be giving these , but government officials will be hands on and putting their mouths to work, Gigaba said.
This is one of Gigaba’s many plans to bring change in South Africa since he was appointed Finance Minister a few days ago