By Yuri Andropov
Pretoria: The leader of the Economic Freedom Fighters, Julius Sello Malema has courted controversy after reportedly impregnating Grace Mugabe, the wife of Zimbabwe’s President, Robert Gabriel Mugabe.
According to reports online, Julius Malema first fell in love with Gucci Grace Mugabe when he visited Zimbabwe in 2011 / 12 in his capacity as the African National Congress Youth League leader.
For months that followed, Zimbabwe’s first lady would travel to South Africa, where she would engage in rendezvous with the firebrand and motormouth leader.
According to sources, this is the reason Julius Malema was denied entry last year into Zimbabwe, as the President had become aware of the relationship.
Grace Mugabe reportedly fell pregnant a few months following that, in somewhat a medical miracle, as she is over 50 years of age.
Julius Malema is said to be considering announcing the development before the elections in South Africa, and using that to proclaim his magical leadership powers.
Malema reportedly told friends yesterday that just like Mandela who stole Samora Machel’s wife, he would lead South Africa.
Malema plans to take over Mugabe’s wife completely after Mugabe dies, and then rule Zimbabwe and South Africa as the undisputed king.
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