Zuma Hit By Toy At Party


Entertainment for Sbusiso Tshuma’s barchelor party at a strip club took an interesting  turn when a solid cellulite filled projectiled was hurled at the men. And when the scantily clad exotic dancer performed her party trick – shooting d_ildos at the guests from her private parts, best man Andile Zuma found himself in the firing line. Reports claim that Mr Zuma was injured by the bullet-shaped, pink, s_ex toy – measuring about 12cm in length.

FILE PHOTO: Sbusiso Tshuma’s barchelor party at a strip club
FILE PHOTO: Sbusiso Tshuma’s barchelor party at a strip club

Mr Andile Zuma was still sporting a scar on his forehead at his friends’s wedding where wedding nearly three weeks after being dinged by the artificial dong. The darting d_ildo drama unfolded on December 28 in a strip club in Northern Johannesburg.

Mr Zuma said about eight other friends joined Sbu for the party. …

He said the pink projectile was flying an impressive 7m across the room and looping about 2m high.

“It wasn’t a strong shot (when it hit me in the head),” he said. “It probably just landed on an awkward sort of angle.”

“She was shooting it through the room from one corner to the other,” he said.

“Other people got it in their chest and knees. I was the only one bleeding. It was my turn and it landed straight on my forehead.

“She started apologising straight away but I just said it was fine … then I touched my forehead and there was blood.”

Mr Zuma had difficulties describing the tearaway toy in detail.

“I don’t have a massive experience with d_ildos,” he said. The scars left by the offending object have since healed, but Mr Zuma said the story was still very much alive.

“People keep asking how close my face was (to cause that sort of injury),” he said.

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